Track, Daily, Burn: Alpha Bro Edition

"Pacer Racer" (pacerracer) 09/26/2016 at 10:54 • Filed to: Track, Daily, Burn, Pickup Trucks, Dually, Diesel, Cummins, Dodge, Ram, Ford, F450, GMC, Sierra, Powerstroke, Duramax

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2017 Ford F-450 Platinum

2017 GMC Sierra Denali 3500HD

2017 Ram 3500 Megacab

For the record, these are all Diesel 4x4s for comparison’s sake.

I’d daily the Sierra because prettiest one here, track the Ram because Cummins, and burn the $87,000 Ford. What say you, Oppo?

Nibby > Pacer Racer 09/26/2016 at 10:57

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$87,000...

shit, I could buy around 80 Ford Tempos!

PS9 > Pacer Racer 09/26/2016 at 10:58

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DD: Platinum Ford
Track: WAT. No. No track.
Burn: The other two.

TheHondaBro > Pacer Racer 09/26/2016 at 10:59

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Burn them all since I don’t have a tiny penis.

Stapleface > Pacer Racer 09/26/2016 at 11:00

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Damn that Super Duty is UGLY.

But, Ford does seem that have nice, roomy interiors. So, I’ll daily the Sierra, Track the Ford, burn the Ram

PatBateman > TheHondaBro 09/26/2016 at 11:01

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These are gussied up farm/ranch trucks. Penis size has little to do with them, unless the owner jacks them up and puts those stupid spiked rims on the front (with 22" dually wheels in the back).

Party-vi > TheHondaBro 09/26/2016 at 11:02

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AWFULLY DEFENSIVE HERE

TheHondaBro > Party-vi 09/26/2016 at 11:03

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I PLEAD THE FIFTH

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Pacer Racer 09/26/2016 at 11:04

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DD/Track either the Ram or Sierra, don’t really care. Sierra for preference for either, but since I can’t do that and I don’t feel like digging into the specs, I’m not making a call.

Burn the Ford.

Milky > Pacer Racer 09/26/2016 at 11:06

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Burn who ever thought this was bed design was finished.

Cherry_man1 > Pacer Racer 09/26/2016 at 11:06

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DD the Ram

Track the Ford

Burn the GMC

LongbowMkII > Milky 09/26/2016 at 11:08

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You’re right. Could definitely use another textured plastic/chrome flare on that fender.

shop-teacher > Pacer Racer 09/26/2016 at 11:14

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Daily the Sierra, track the Cummins, burn the Ford.

Pacer Racer > PS9 09/26/2016 at 11:17

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Are you kidding? Track would be the best part of this deal. Imagine both right rear tires on the sidewalls while you clip an apex, diesel howling. It would be epic.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Pacer Racer 09/26/2016 at 11:18

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Alphas don’t need a big truck to prove it.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Nibby 09/26/2016 at 11:19

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More than that.....

Future next gen S2000 owner > Pacer Racer 09/26/2016 at 11:21

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DD - Ram

Track - Ford

Burn - GMC

I have to rational for my decision. Deal with it.

Pacer Racer > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 09/26/2016 at 11:21

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So I take it this isn’t winning me any streetcred in your book?

bhtooefr > Pacer Racer 09/26/2016 at 11:21

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So, the F-Series is a 450, the Sierra and Ram are 3500s, and therefore I’d guess lighter. Sierra will have more power than the Ram, so track it.

Daily the Ford, I’m under the impression that the Cummins just isn’t as well sorted for emissions equipment, and the rest of the truck is a Ram.

Burn the Ram.

(In reality, I’d burn all three.)

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Pacer Racer 09/26/2016 at 11:29

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I had to reread it like five times to catch the typo.

Pacer Racer > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 09/26/2016 at 11:29

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But one is a bug truck. Read your original post, it’s a joke based on the typo.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Pacer Racer 09/26/2016 at 11:35

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Yeah, I caught that after. Took me a while to catch it.

AfromanGTO > Pacer Racer 09/26/2016 at 11:45

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I am going to assume they all have aftermarket wheels with the spiked Ben Hur style chariot lug nuts.

Burn the Dodge with that ugly front end.

Track the Ford.

Daily the GMC.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Pacer Racer 09/26/2016 at 11:48

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Daily Ram because it’s a bit more comfy than the Ford.

Track th Ford because it’s not a Chevy

Burn the Chevy.

FromCanadaWithLove > Pacer Racer 09/26/2016 at 11:57

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I would track all of them for giggles. And then I’d sell them to Alpha bros, buy an Alfa 4C, and DD that.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Pacer Racer 09/26/2016 at 12:01

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No lift and cheesy aftermarket parts. =/= bro truck

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Pacer Racer 09/26/2016 at 12:24

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Ford for all of them because GM and Ram are garbage

Tristan > Pacer Racer 09/26/2016 at 12:28

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Daily the Ram, track the GMC, burn the Ford. I like the Ford, but I just don’t trust any of their diesels since the original 7.3 PS.

Nibby > Future next gen S2000 owner 09/26/2016 at 12:53

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Let’s not be greedy.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Nibby 09/26/2016 at 12:59

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Spec racing series!

Tapas > Pacer Racer 09/27/2016 at 02:27

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I’d burn the cheapest one (if I had to) and sell the rest, so I could get a used/CPO RS7 and F-Type R/Cayman GTS.